Dog Dog Fun

- I have a lovely dog. Every morning he brings me the newspaper - boasts a Scot. 
- Just think, any well behaved dogs can do it. 
- Yes, but I do not write a single newspaper.

Dogs carry Amundsen to the Pole. One tells the other: 
- Listen, hard haul! Maybe eat half? 
- No, let's first before we reach the pole, and then thawed and dine on human beings.

- You can not imagine how my dog is smart ... When I throw into the river for twenty-five cents coin - she dives into the water up until it finds all the money! 
- think! Would look at you my bulldog! When I throw into the river ruble - he dives into the water and pulls ashore two goldfish and thirty cents deposit ...